what the hell?

Unigram and trigram are words but bigram is not?

I finally got a haircut two days ago at Great Clips since they were having a haircut deal and I was in need of one. It sucks because my hair's not really good for growing out. Most of my friends' hair grows long downward and naturally but for some reason whenever my hair grows long it grows outward and I'm left with a pathetic asian fro.

I had lunch with Erik, Steve, Pranav, Josh, Holly and Michelle, who stopped by all the way from UCLA. Lee's took about half an hour from ordering our food to finally getting it. They girl at the counter also messed up my drink order and gave me an Iced Tea instead of a Thai Iced Tea .

Then right after that as I was walking back to CV I saw Josh talking to Kirk and Kirsten from Troy and so we made small talk for about half an hour before I had to head back to my apartment.

Before I saw Kirk and Kirsten I went to the UCI Bookstore. I decided to buy an iPod Shuffle on simple impulse. I experienced some problems with it and was thinking about taking it back but then it started working so now I must choose whether or not I should keep it.

Pros
Nice and small
1GB for both storage and music

Cons
I don't want to use iTunes
Slow as hell trasnferring files
It's white which messes with the rest of my whole computer setup.
???

What do I need to say more? I'm just trying to put my mind on something else other than the election.

Assuming they solved P and NP.

From SNPP.

Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I...
Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all. [enumerating them on his fingers] "I like you as a friend.'' "I think we should see other people.'' "I don't speak English.''
Lisa: I get the idea.
Homer: [not getting the hint] "I'm married to the sea.'' "I don't wanna kill you, but I will.'' ...