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Have you ever been in love?
Posted 2006-01-03 04:34:38 PM | Quotes
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."- Neil Gaiman
Finals suck, Spring Break Rocks 
Also fuck you George Lucas for this abomination of dialogue
OH I GET IT ANAKIN, ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY PADME'S SKIN IS SOFT, UNLIKE SAND?
Also fuck you George Lucas for this abomination of dialogue
PADMÉ
...We used to lie on the sand and let the sun dry us... and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
ANAKIN
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything's soft... and smooth...
OH I GET IT ANAKIN, ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY PADME'S SKIN IS SOFT, UNLIKE SAND?
Carl Sagan quote
Posted 2003-10-21 03:08:14 AM | Quotes
"I cannot conceive of a god who rewards and punishes his creatures or has a will of the kind that we experience in ourselves. Neither can I, nor would I want to, conceive of an individual that survives his physical death. Let feeble souls, from fear or absurd egotism, cherish such thoughts. I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and a glimpse of the marvelous structure of the existing world, together with the devoted striving to comprehend a portion, be it ever so tiny, of the Reason that manifests itself in nature."
A man who loved seagulls
Posted 2003-08-26 11:55:00 AM | Quotes
A man who lived by the sea loved seagulls. Every morning at daybreak he would go to the seaside and play with the gulls. Hundreds of gulls would come to him and not fly away.-Lie Zi
His father said, "I heard that seagulls like to play with you. Catch a few for me so that I can play with them too."
The next morning when he went to the seaside the seagulls swooped about in the skies but none came down to him.
One may try, but unable to, hide one's inner thoughts. Even birds and animals can sense one's true feelings.
"When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life."
Distinguish Miles From Coltrane
Posted 2003-07-14 03:11:56 AM | Quotes
It's funny reading people's initial impression of me. You are judged by people from the first impression that you give them and you usually don't get a second chance unless you happen to come in contact with that person again. So it is of interest when I happen to stumble upon something that reveals how I am perceived. But if that person later on becomes your friend does that mean you made a better second impression?
Okay so to totally change subject here's a quote from Family Guy.
Okay so to totally change subject here's a quote from Family Guy.
"If you cooked any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer... you'd... need an.. egg calendar! Oh that's right. I went there."
Wednesday night, Erik, Asuka and I went to Don's house on a whim. I wasn't sure what we were going to do there but I figured that we could make fun of Don for two hours and that would be that. Instead what we got was a rush of random High School and even Jr. High memories. "Hey that person..." and "You remember that one time..." were certainly blurted out several times throughout the night before Don had to kick us out at like 12:30AM. We had literally blown the whole night away and not made a crack at Don. (Or did we?)
Then on Friday I went to see Charlie's Angels. 3 hot actresses = good. Hey let's make all the scenes slow-mo = bad.
But anyways the best thing about Friday was going to In'n'Out afterwards. We were all eating and I was trying to say something about... 28 Days Later or The Pianist or something and then all of a sudden Michelle interrupts me mid-sentence to say.
Now I can't really describe what happened, but Mark was there. And I swear to god Michelle is the greatest diss machine ever. Saying such simple words somehow resulted into this incredible zing. "This boba is really good" say it again, "This boba is really good"; and again, "This boba is really good"
I was hardcore pwned by Michelle ;-(
Yeah so I think that the phrase, "This boba is really good" should enter the English Dictionary as an interjection. Here is the entry.
Then on Friday I went to see Charlie's Angels. 3 hot actresses = good. Hey let's make all the scenes slow-mo = bad.
But anyways the best thing about Friday was going to In'n'Out afterwards. We were all eating and I was trying to say something about... 28 Days Later or The Pianist or something and then all of a sudden Michelle interrupts me mid-sentence to say.
Wow, this boba is really goodCause you see, she bought boba at Tapioca Express before coming to In'n'Out and the boba was really good. So she had to announce it to everyone.
Now I can't really describe what happened, but Mark was there. And I swear to god Michelle is the greatest diss machine ever. Saying such simple words somehow resulted into this incredible zing. "This boba is really good" say it again, "This boba is really good"; and again, "This boba is really good"
I was hardcore pwned by Michelle ;-(
Yeah so I think that the phrase, "This boba is really good" should enter the English Dictionary as an interjection. Here is the entry.
This boba is really good (this boba iz ree'lee good) Interj. 1. Phrase used to undermine another person's conversation in a harsh and subtle manner.Yes so from now on, to interrupt someone's conversation just asy, "Hey this boba is really good!"
[2003 GR>VT]
Paraphrase of Obi-Wan Kenobi
Posted 2003-02-11 02:18:52 AM | Quotes
"Oh Chinese, why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me someday?"- Shuan, Paraphrase of Obi-Wan Kenobi